What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I wanna hold your hand,hand, hand hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand...!

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What is dry on the outside,wet on the inside,and blows up buildings...!

A fish tank...!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Two fish in a tank,one saysto the other ,How doyou start this thing....?

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1st kipper , smoking is bad for you.
2nd kipper, its ok,I've been cured.

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What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?

Dam.......!