What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I wanna hold your hand,hand, hand hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand...!

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What is dry on the outside,wet on the inside,and blows up buildings...!

A fish tank...!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Two fish in a tank,one saysto the other ,How doyou start this thing....?

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1st kipper , smoking is bad for you.
2nd kipper, its ok,I've been cured.

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What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?

Dam.......!

Those jokes are great, thanks for the lift in my day!

Laurita

Good jokes..... heres some more:

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !

Why did the whale cross the road ?
To get to the other tide !

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fsh !

What is a fishes favorite game show ?
Name that tuna !

Where are most fish found ?
Between the head and the tail !

great jokes forrest and mobydick a nice way to brighten someones day. Thank you